Who are you, you stupid, who pisses outside, is your eye bad or your dick not straight. Bend your knees at the toilette and put your dick on the edge, so the stream of piss in the water ends up.
ElNakedo on
Who are you you bastard who is peeing to the side are you crosseyed or is your dick twisted?
Bend your knees by the crapper and put your pecker on the rim and your stream will flow into the water just fine.
This translation is missing out on a lot of the dialectical stuff that it’s written in. There’s some rhymes and stuff in there that I can’t really properly translate due to dyslexia.
bjartrfjolnir on
Try to enter this is in google translate instead…
Vem är du din jävel som pinkar bredvid är ögat ditt skevt eller din snoppen din sned? Böj knäna vid toaletten och lägg snoppen på kanten så strilar din stråle i vattnet så grant.
I leave it to someone else to make a more poetic English translation.
Drawen on
Who is the bastard
that pees on the side
is your eye wonky or
your dick angled?
Bend your knees by
the toilet and put
the dick on the edge
then your beam will stream
in to the water so nicely.
ZamiiraDrakasha on
Who are you, you cunt who pisses on the side
Is your eye askew, or is your cock crooked?
Bend your knees at the toilet
And put your pecker on th edge
And your stream will flow into the water beautifully
Fisk_i_brallan on
Är det vanligt i andra länder, att man ska vara lite käck och rimma på offentliga lappar?
Det rimmas jävligt mycket i Sverige känns det som.
VetenSaurus on
Looks like a mix between Norwegian and Swedish? Hurts to read
aliquise on
Who are you your bastard,
who pee beside?
Are your eye skewed,
or your dick pointing to the side?
Bend your knees at the toilet
and lay your dick against the well*,
then your stream will sprinkle
in the water so swell.
* Actually ridge, edging, brim, border or something such and rime with grand.
But not correctly spelled Swedish.
Prosso on
Liten poetisk infallsvinkel
”Who do ye think ye are, ye daft ol’ lad,
Pissin’ beside it, makin’ me mad?
Is yer eye all wonky or yer willy bent?
Bend yer knees, lad, and get it straight,
So the stream lands where it’s meant.”
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That’s not Swedish
Who are you, you stupid, who pisses outside, is your eye bad or your dick not straight. Bend your knees at the toilette and put your dick on the edge, so the stream of piss in the water ends up.
Who are you you bastard who is peeing to the side are you crosseyed or is your dick twisted?
Bend your knees by the crapper and put your pecker on the rim and your stream will flow into the water just fine.
This translation is missing out on a lot of the dialectical stuff that it’s written in. There’s some rhymes and stuff in there that I can’t really properly translate due to dyslexia.
Try to enter this is in google translate instead…
Vem är du din jävel som pinkar bredvid är ögat ditt skevt eller din snoppen din sned? Böj knäna vid toaletten och lägg snoppen på kanten så strilar din stråle i vattnet så grant.
I leave it to someone else to make a more poetic English translation.
Who is the bastard
that pees on the side
is your eye wonky or
your dick angled?
Bend your knees by
the toilet and put
the dick on the edge
then your beam will stream
in to the water so nicely.
Who are you, you cunt who pisses on the side
Is your eye askew, or is your cock crooked?
Bend your knees at the toilet
And put your pecker on th edge
And your stream will flow into the water beautifully
Är det vanligt i andra länder, att man ska vara lite käck och rimma på offentliga lappar?
Det rimmas jävligt mycket i Sverige känns det som.
Looks like a mix between Norwegian and Swedish? Hurts to read
Who are you your bastard,
who pee beside?
Are your eye skewed,
or your dick pointing to the side?
Bend your knees at the toilet
and lay your dick against the well*,
then your stream will sprinkle
in the water so swell.
* Actually ridge, edging, brim, border or something such and rime with grand.
But not correctly spelled Swedish.
Liten poetisk infallsvinkel
”Who do ye think ye are, ye daft ol’ lad,
Pissin’ beside it, makin’ me mad?
Is yer eye all wonky or yer willy bent?
Bend yer knees, lad, and get it straight,
So the stream lands where it’s meant.”
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Loved this text XD