Il sergente di polizia si spoglia nudo e si masturba vicino al parco giochi

Christ.

I mean, we all have our quirks, but c’mon.

It’s a tough one for me this.

On the one hand I don’t want a police Sargent who undresses near parks to sexually relieve himself.

But on the other hand, the sort of man who gets completely undressed to enjoy himself even if he is near a public park strikes me as the sort of man who runs a tight ship.

When i have some self pleasure I won’t even get undressed in my own house, ill jusr lift my shirt up enough to try avoid it being speckled by my shame so I can wear it again tomorrow.

Nobody wants their police Sargent wanking in the bushes but I’d rather they do it openly. We had an issue with constables in parachute pants rubbing one out at the trampoline park.

At least you know what you are getting with a naked copper.