Help! I did a massive shit in my bed and now I have to lie in it.
jtthom on
Or maybe it’s because everybody hates him?
Employing a hate monger in your teaching staff isn’t the kind of move that pleases young families
hobbityone on
Reminds of this tweet I saw a while back.
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
socratic-meth on
> “I was a teacher before and obviously I’ve applied for a few jobs and sadly not even had an interview yet, so actually I think the days when being an ex-MP was something that was wanted or desired is no longer. I think we’re now seen as a problem and so that’s a challenge.”
Don’t think it is because he is an ex MP, just that he has revealed himself to not be intelligent enough to be a teacher
> Gullis endorsed Liz Truss…
Terrible_Clothes_465 on
Well if it isn’t the fucking consequences of your own actions.
literalmetaphoricool on
Bloke made some pretty awful comments, including calling kids who fall into drugs ‘scrotes’ and teachers ‘commies’. He’s pretty much ruled himself out on both safeguarding and culture grounds.
RaymondBumcheese on
If you are struggling to get a token seat on a board of directors or highly paid consultancy gig after being an MP, that marks you out as being a spectacularly useless arsehole much less failing to land a teaching gig.
SenatorBiff on
Or, to give him his full title, Ultracunt Jonathan Gullis.
It’s a mystery why nobody would want to employ such a nice chap. A real mystery.
InformationOmnivore on
Unemployable here? Wonder if he’s possibly considered emigrating elsewhere where he’s less well known, the irony would be sweet!
Alber07 on
Turns out being a high profile twat for years is not good for your employment prospects, that’s crazy.
YouHaveAWomansMouth on
There’s nothing inherently wrong with being a “former Tory MP”; the problem is how often it goes hand in hand with being a “current twat”.
Spare_Dig_7959 on
Hope he never gets the chance to teach children about the importance of telling the truth.
BobBobBobBobBobDave on
Suspect they won’t employ him because he is a massive wanker. The Tory MP part is tangential.
dickyboy_adams on
Saying irresponsible and inflamatory things on tv puts people off hiring you to teach. Once again the dildo of consequence arrives unlubed.
QuantumWarrior on
I don’t actually think this is bias at all, he hasn’t had any teaching experience for five years and is probably getting put at the bottom of the pile for that reason alone. The only job in parliament that’s like herding a class of children is the Speaker after all.
Even then – “I’ve applied for a few jobs and not even had an interview yet” is just describing the normal job hunt almost everyone in this country faces.
Siori777 on
I imagine they the know he’s a guy who would cause endless issues for anyone who employs him.
realmofconfusion on
Well, I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face says the ex-member of “leopards eating other people’s faces” party.
Manoj109 on
Is he applying to become headteacher or ceo of academies etc?
He seems entitled and I cannot see him applying for just a normal teacher role ,at the coalface.
I bet he is trying to get one of those top CEO jobs in an academy. I have news for you ,there are a lot of people who are more qualified than you ,so you better start at the bottom.
im_at_work_today on
Well….when did he start applying?
In July…August?
Surely majority of schools would have had their positions filled well before Sept.
What an idiot, just making excuses for his own incompetences.
Specific_Till_6870 on
I was talking to my wife about this last night because she’s also a teacher. She said there’s a real need for teacher’s at the moment but that his formerly role as MP and working in DoE/School isn’t what’s hindering him because of what he did in those roles but that kids, and parents, would eat him alive. He seems to think his old nickname at school was “Grumpy Gullis” because he never smiled, when kids are actually far more creative than that, even with a normal teacher, but can you imagine having a teacher who was a former Tory MP? His position in the ckassroom would be untenable.
evolveandprosper on
Schools won’t employ him becuase he is unfit to be a teacher. If my kids were still of school age, I would withdraw them from their school if it employed Gullis. He’s a deeply unpleasant, racist, far-right gobshite who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children. Employing him would bring any school into disrepute.
NowThatHappened on
I think its more generic. He was a politician, that’s pretty much excludes any real jobs. He could always go and be a special envoy to the countries his government invaded and bombed like Tony Blair? just imo.
On_The_Blindside on
It couldn’t be that he’s been found out to be a thick dickhead that no one wants to be around is it?
He’s said some pretty vile things, I’d not want my kids being taught by him.
RofiBie on
With the way he has acted in recent times, would you want him anywhere near your or anyone else’s kids?
He is a boorish oaf, who has specialised in saying exactly the kind of things that schools try to get kids away from.
The kids would eat him for breakfast too, they would have so much ammunition, that they would have him ranting and raving by morning breaktime.
Civil_opinion24 on
Who’d imagine that after spending 14 years slashing education funding and telling teachers they’re a bunch of woke mind-virus incompetents, those same teachers don’t want to employ him.
Hopefully he’ll be forced to apply for benefits soon.
Redsimmy on
Bit like a nonce stating he didn’t get the job in a nursery because he didn’t pop a tie on for the interview.
vidPlyrBrokeSoNewAc on
I’d definitely give him an interview and have a lot of fun reading his tweets and public quotes back to him
appletinicyclone on
I like if Tories are alienated but I imagine it’s more him embracing a victim mentality
Vizpop17 on
Maybes it’s because he’s a massive chimp, the schools are concerned about the amount of bananas they will have to feed him, to get him to educate properly.
Delicious-Tree-6725 on
Everyone else is shocked that the idiot qualified as a teacher.
pznbananas on
Not to be mean, but he has a PGCE in citizenship, one of the easiest subjects to staff. If his subject was Maths or Physics he would’ve had a job by now.
funkyphonicsmonkey on
I read he used to get enraged when kids used to call him ‘Seagullis’.
I’ve got news for you Jonny boy; the kids who are now in school are much more creative in their insults.
Not sure you’ll hack it.
Stock_Inspection4444 on
If I was a headteacher I wouldn’t hire him. Not because he’s a former Tory mp but because he’s a massive prick who behaved in a completely unprofessional manner on many many occasions
BangingBaguette on
While American-style political garbage is still on the rise and a serious threat, it does comfort me a little that this guy who would just fall into the background of lunatic American politicians was singled out and ostracised for his blatant unhinged behaviour in our system.
Discounting perhaps Mogg, Gullis is in pretty good running for maybe one of the most reprehensible and disgusting MPs to ever hold a seat in modern UK politics.
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Help! I did a massive shit in my bed and now I have to lie in it.
Or maybe it’s because everybody hates him?
Employing a hate monger in your teaching staff isn’t the kind of move that pleases young families
Reminds of this tweet I saw a while back.
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
> “I was a teacher before and obviously I’ve applied for a few jobs and sadly not even had an interview yet, so actually I think the days when being an ex-MP was something that was wanted or desired is no longer. I think we’re now seen as a problem and so that’s a challenge.”
Don’t think it is because he is an ex MP, just that he has revealed himself to not be intelligent enough to be a teacher
> Gullis endorsed Liz Truss…
Well if it isn’t the fucking consequences of your own actions.
Bloke made some pretty awful comments, including calling kids who fall into drugs ‘scrotes’ and teachers ‘commies’. He’s pretty much ruled himself out on both safeguarding and culture grounds.
If you are struggling to get a token seat on a board of directors or highly paid consultancy gig after being an MP, that marks you out as being a spectacularly useless arsehole much less failing to land a teaching gig.
Or, to give him his full title, Ultracunt Jonathan Gullis.
It’s a mystery why nobody would want to employ such a nice chap. A real mystery.
Unemployable here? Wonder if he’s possibly considered emigrating elsewhere where he’s less well known, the irony would be sweet!
Turns out being a high profile twat for years is not good for your employment prospects, that’s crazy.
There’s nothing inherently wrong with being a “former Tory MP”; the problem is how often it goes hand in hand with being a “current twat”.
Hope he never gets the chance to teach children about the importance of telling the truth.
Suspect they won’t employ him because he is a massive wanker. The Tory MP part is tangential.
Saying irresponsible and inflamatory things on tv puts people off hiring you to teach. Once again the dildo of consequence arrives unlubed.
I don’t actually think this is bias at all, he hasn’t had any teaching experience for five years and is probably getting put at the bottom of the pile for that reason alone. The only job in parliament that’s like herding a class of children is the Speaker after all.
Even then – “I’ve applied for a few jobs and not even had an interview yet” is just describing the normal job hunt almost everyone in this country faces.
I imagine they the know he’s a guy who would cause endless issues for anyone who employs him.
Well, I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face says the ex-member of “leopards eating other people’s faces” party.
Is he applying to become headteacher or ceo of academies etc?
He seems entitled and I cannot see him applying for just a normal teacher role ,at the coalface.
I bet he is trying to get one of those top CEO jobs in an academy. I have news for you ,there are a lot of people who are more qualified than you ,so you better start at the bottom.
Well….when did he start applying?
In July…August?
Surely majority of schools would have had their positions filled well before Sept.
What an idiot, just making excuses for his own incompetences.
I was talking to my wife about this last night because she’s also a teacher. She said there’s a real need for teacher’s at the moment but that his formerly role as MP and working in DoE/School isn’t what’s hindering him because of what he did in those roles but that kids, and parents, would eat him alive. He seems to think his old nickname at school was “Grumpy Gullis” because he never smiled, when kids are actually far more creative than that, even with a normal teacher, but can you imagine having a teacher who was a former Tory MP? His position in the ckassroom would be untenable.
Schools won’t employ him becuase he is unfit to be a teacher. If my kids were still of school age, I would withdraw them from their school if it employed Gullis. He’s a deeply unpleasant, racist, far-right gobshite who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children. Employing him would bring any school into disrepute.
I think its more generic. He was a politician, that’s pretty much excludes any real jobs. He could always go and be a special envoy to the countries his government invaded and bombed like Tony Blair? just imo.
It couldn’t be that he’s been found out to be a thick dickhead that no one wants to be around is it?
He’s said some pretty vile things, I’d not want my kids being taught by him.
With the way he has acted in recent times, would you want him anywhere near your or anyone else’s kids?
He is a boorish oaf, who has specialised in saying exactly the kind of things that schools try to get kids away from.
The kids would eat him for breakfast too, they would have so much ammunition, that they would have him ranting and raving by morning breaktime.
Who’d imagine that after spending 14 years slashing education funding and telling teachers they’re a bunch of woke mind-virus incompetents, those same teachers don’t want to employ him.
Hopefully he’ll be forced to apply for benefits soon.
Bit like a nonce stating he didn’t get the job in a nursery because he didn’t pop a tie on for the interview.
I’d definitely give him an interview and have a lot of fun reading his tweets and public quotes back to him
I like if Tories are alienated but I imagine it’s more him embracing a victim mentality
Maybes it’s because he’s a massive chimp, the schools are concerned about the amount of bananas they will have to feed him, to get him to educate properly.
Everyone else is shocked that the idiot qualified as a teacher.
Not to be mean, but he has a PGCE in citizenship, one of the easiest subjects to staff. If his subject was Maths or Physics he would’ve had a job by now.
I read he used to get enraged when kids used to call him ‘Seagullis’.
I’ve got news for you Jonny boy; the kids who are now in school are much more creative in their insults.
Not sure you’ll hack it.
If I was a headteacher I wouldn’t hire him. Not because he’s a former Tory mp but because he’s a massive prick who behaved in a completely unprofessional manner on many many occasions
While American-style political garbage is still on the rise and a serious threat, it does comfort me a little that this guy who would just fall into the background of lunatic American politicians was singled out and ostracised for his blatant unhinged behaviour in our system.
Discounting perhaps Mogg, Gullis is in pretty good running for maybe one of the most reprehensible and disgusting MPs to ever hold a seat in modern UK politics.