Please use spoiler tags in future this hasn’t been aired on Dave yet.
HITLER_ONLY_ONE_BALL on
Ah yes, conkers, a sport of such physicality and intense high level competition that it requires gendered championships.
Due_Yogurtcloset_212 on
Technically it’s a ‘Horse Chestnut’. Taking a Chestnut to a conker fight…… you know the rest.
Marcuse0 on
The Steel Chestnut sounds like a sweet name for a pub or a band.
Wot-Daphuque1969 on
Bring back hanging.
Appalling behaviour.
I dread to think of what such a depraved mind is capable of.
Critical-Engineer81 on
How fucking sad would have to be to cheat in a game of conkers?
Blackintosh on
Will Ferrell’s agent doing anything to buy the rights to this script.
appletinicyclone on
This is actually a steel chestnut in a sea of shitty reformbait posts
So I am happy to read about this
qalpi on
Wait, the winner/suspect was also a judge, AND was also responsible for drilling others’ conkers?
High-Tom-Titty on
Was the steel conker painted to look like a real conker? I need pictures! Also didn’t realise you had to pick a conker from a bag. Seems playground are different. Also vinegar or the oven don’t work. I tried that 30 years ago.
moggeridge on
He will stop at nothing to keep the ‘King Conker’ moniker
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Please use spoiler tags in future this hasn’t been aired on Dave yet.
Ah yes, conkers, a sport of such physicality and intense high level competition that it requires gendered championships.
Technically it’s a ‘Horse Chestnut’. Taking a Chestnut to a conker fight…… you know the rest.
The Steel Chestnut sounds like a sweet name for a pub or a band.
Bring back hanging.
Appalling behaviour.
I dread to think of what such a depraved mind is capable of.
How fucking sad would have to be to cheat in a game of conkers?
Will Ferrell’s agent doing anything to buy the rights to this script.
This is actually a steel chestnut in a sea of shitty reformbait posts
So I am happy to read about this
Wait, the winner/suspect was also a judge, AND was also responsible for drilling others’ conkers?
Was the steel conker painted to look like a real conker? I need pictures! Also didn’t realise you had to pick a conker from a bag. Seems playground are different. Also vinegar or the oven don’t work. I tried that 30 years ago.
He will stop at nothing to keep the ‘King Conker’ moniker