Long curly hair crack addict on rue Strasbourg… come to think of it I haven’t seen him around lately. I used to see him everyday on my walk to work, clawing through the grass for old cigarette butts.
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That one large black dude who sits down at Gare near the police station. He’s been at that spot for literal YEARS, just rambling nonsense. Part of me feels bad for him but another part of me is astonished at the dedication lol
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Marijuana gangsta den boss den killa
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The Canadian that invites women to sex parties.
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The high profile American guy who is married to a Colombian
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Some time ago, I had to catch my daily morning bus at the gare stop in front of the ING building. There was always a homeless man sitting at the door. We nodded to each other every day and he always chatted to people passing by. A friendly guy overall. I always think of him when I’m in that neighborhood.
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XB and his scarfcollection.
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When I was a child there was this homeless man in the city center with apple stuff (computer, Ipod, …). Everybody in my school knew him and the rumour was that he worked in Banking but decided to become a homeless man.
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There used to be Scritch, a homeless man running around with a snowboard even in summer, but that was ages ago
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There’s this old guy in a car with a crown on the license plate. Every time I’m out on a vel’OH! he drives by and hoots at me.
For my older folks that live more towards the north of Luxembourg, it was Knupperob in Ettelbreck. What a legend.
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there is a midget homeless woman that keeps asking for money around gare. once she had one of those bunny caps where if you press smth the ears grow (lowkey funny)
In our commune there’s an old guy from India with an impressive white beard. He sometimes meditates close to the Alzette, topless, wearing a turban. We just call him The Yogi
In Manternach in my day it was the guy who held the preschool hostage in Wasserbillig… He’d always be running around the village and practice taekwondo and kick the trees… I also remember “Mark” (Betzdorf area?) but he is (was?) a nice dude.
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I remember bucket man.
Dude used to walk around in camo trousers and a white bucket.
Haven’t seen him in a while though.
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There is a dude with neon pink hair and beard. I see him to and from work sometimes. I wonder what brought him to that life decision.
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The guy in the city centre wearing a long black leather jacket and always smoking huge cigars!
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The guy who carries a trolly with all his belongings and always screams or speaks to himself in the centre
Weaselux on
Fun fact: if you don’t think there is such a person, then that person is you.
In the early 2000s there was this older guy who seemed to always turn up at every town fest.
I.e. the “Oldies Baal in Lamadelaine” or some other town fest in Rodange or Petange.
He was almost completely bald, had like a dad bod with beer belly and wore nice dark suits.
He would be totally drunk and party mingle with us young ones.
He didn’t talk as much as he was pretty much only yelling “Yeaaaaaaah” and “Otto by night!”.
That’s why we called him Otto.
Someone once told me that this guy was actually a really wealthy business man. But who knows if that was true.
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There is this one guy showing up at almost every important Luxembourgish festive event. I think they call him „Großherzog“ or so…
He is harmless and overall even very friendly, but something is strange about him. It is told that he lives in Colmar-Berg but frequently coming to the city to work in a state owned protected institution somewhere in the city center.
And apparently, his son comes after him…
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The black guy at the bus center station with his cardboard box and talk to himself
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I wonder if there’s anyone like that in Junglinster
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That American guy in Luxembourg who also wrote a book✌️
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First, here in Luxembourg, you must define if you talk about the city or the country.
There was the engineer of the Pont ~~Marie-Astrid~~ GD Charlotte, apparently, who was a homeless guy do to depression and he always helped the students make their maths. He was always sitting next to the old Que pass take-out.
In town, there is also the bold homeless guy with the plastic bags. Years ago there was a woman with even more plastic bags and a much more intense odour !
Then there is Marco in Esch as mentioned. He is still turning around today. Must be in his 50s now.
Also in Esch, we had Fredy Koch, an Ex-body builder champion who definitely took to much illegal substances in his youth, he died some years ago. He was like a funny clown making jokes with his muscles.
In my village, there was Toni, a guy without education, son of drug addicted parents who got a house and a job from the commune . He passed his life brushing the streets here. But he was very nice and lovely with us kids.
Edit. I forgot the bearded military guy who screams to everybody in town, didn’t see him for a while now that I think of it.
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I‘d say it‘s Django. A guy dressed as cowboy, with a horn to drink beer from, a pistol, riding his horse or driving in an american car 😅
He‘s been living around Mersch and in Larochette. Many know him
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Marco in Esch/Alzette… everyone knows him
Beschmann on
Blärmisch and Marco, the only acceptable answer.
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In Bascharage it’s Albert aka Pumuckl.
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That midget woman in the Gare du centre that’s always asking for money
That one homeless guy who likes wearing a hat and has a big red beard (now a lot of grey streaks).
Once gave him a free hot chocolate and a Schokelasrull on a freezing winter day, he took a sip, stopped, and said with the most serene, calmest voice “I much prefer coffee”. Bless this man.
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Definitely Misch from Esch Alzette and Jempi from Oberkorn
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In Differdange there also is Pisskätti, peeing in public everywhere
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The Joker guy and Frank
Long curly hair crack addict on rue Strasbourg… come to think of it I haven’t seen him around lately. I used to see him everyday on my walk to work, clawing through the grass for old cigarette butts.
That one large black dude who sits down at Gare near the police station. He’s been at that spot for literal YEARS, just rambling nonsense. Part of me feels bad for him but another part of me is astonished at the dedication lol
Marijuana gangsta den boss den killa
The Canadian that invites women to sex parties.
The high profile American guy who is married to a Colombian
Some time ago, I had to catch my daily morning bus at the gare stop in front of the ING building. There was always a homeless man sitting at the door. We nodded to each other every day and he always chatted to people passing by. A friendly guy overall. I always think of him when I’m in that neighborhood.
XB and his scarfcollection.
When I was a child there was this homeless man in the city center with apple stuff (computer, Ipod, …). Everybody in my school knew him and the rumour was that he worked in Banking but decided to become a homeless man.
There used to be Scritch, a homeless man running around with a snowboard even in summer, but that was ages ago
There’s this old guy in a car with a crown on the license plate. Every time I’m out on a vel’OH! he drives by and hoots at me.
1m80 goth dude on a scooter
Back in the day it was Boros. He used to be a homeless engineer that was at Gare and helped students/kids with Math homework. You can read about him here https://www.mywort.lu/de/mywort/bahnhof/news/luxemburgs-bekanntester-clochard-ist-tot-58fe21fca5e74263e13b35ba
For my older folks that live more towards the north of Luxembourg, it was Knupperob in Ettelbreck. What a legend.
there is a midget homeless woman that keeps asking for money around gare. once she had one of those bunny caps where if you press smth the ears grow (lowkey funny)
Esch has Marco.
Ludovic – the guy with the cup on the fishing rod
[https://today.rtl.lu/news/luxembourg/a/2248647.html](https://today.rtl.lu/news/luxembourg/a/2248647.html)
In our commune there’s an old guy from India with an impressive white beard. He sometimes meditates close to the Alzette, topless, wearing a turban. We just call him The Yogi
…and of course [this guy](https://youtu.be/UAcQtyZUSuY)
In Manternach in my day it was the guy who held the preschool hostage in Wasserbillig… He’d always be running around the village and practice taekwondo and kick the trees… I also remember “Mark” (Betzdorf area?) but he is (was?) a nice dude.
I remember bucket man.
Dude used to walk around in camo trousers and a white bucket.
Haven’t seen him in a while though.
There is a dude with neon pink hair and beard. I see him to and from work sometimes. I wonder what brought him to that life decision.
The guy in the city centre wearing a long black leather jacket and always smoking huge cigars!
The guy who carries a trolly with all his belongings and always screams or speaks to himself in the centre
Fun fact: if you don’t think there is such a person, then that person is you.
Esch has Marco
Roger Dahm
https://youtu.be/B3YJEKrYa8E?si=m1RS5CGvaGgrd_6d
The one and only.
And in Esch, it is Marco. Everyone knows Marco.
In the early 2000s there was this older guy who seemed to always turn up at every town fest.
I.e. the “Oldies Baal in Lamadelaine” or some other town fest in Rodange or Petange.
He was almost completely bald, had like a dad bod with beer belly and wore nice dark suits.
He would be totally drunk and party mingle with us young ones.
He didn’t talk as much as he was pretty much only yelling “Yeaaaaaaah” and “Otto by night!”.
That’s why we called him Otto.
Someone once told me that this guy was actually a really wealthy business man. But who knows if that was true.
There is this one guy showing up at almost every important Luxembourgish festive event. I think they call him „Großherzog“ or so…
He is harmless and overall even very friendly, but something is strange about him. It is told that he lives in Colmar-Berg but frequently coming to the city to work in a state owned protected institution somewhere in the city center.
And apparently, his son comes after him…
The black guy at the bus center station with his cardboard box and talk to himself
I wonder if there’s anyone like that in Junglinster
That American guy in Luxembourg who also wrote a book✌️
First, here in Luxembourg, you must define if you talk about the city or the country.
There was the engineer of the Pont ~~Marie-Astrid~~ GD Charlotte, apparently, who was a homeless guy do to depression and he always helped the students make their maths. He was always sitting next to the old Que pass take-out.
In town, there is also the bold homeless guy with the plastic bags. Years ago there was a woman with even more plastic bags and a much more intense odour !
Then there is Marco in Esch as mentioned. He is still turning around today. Must be in his 50s now.
Also in Esch, we had Fredy Koch, an Ex-body builder champion who definitely took to much illegal substances in his youth, he died some years ago. He was like a funny clown making jokes with his muscles.
In my village, there was Toni, a guy without education, son of drug addicted parents who got a house and a job from the commune . He passed his life brushing the streets here. But he was very nice and lovely with us kids.
Edit. I forgot the bearded military guy who screams to everybody in town, didn’t see him for a while now that I think of it.
I‘d say it‘s Django. A guy dressed as cowboy, with a horn to drink beer from, a pistol, riding his horse or driving in an american car 😅
He‘s been living around Mersch and in Larochette. Many know him
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Marco in Esch/Alzette… everyone knows him
Blärmisch and Marco, the only acceptable answer.
In Bascharage it’s Albert aka Pumuckl.
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That midget woman in the Gare du centre that’s always asking for money
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Hollerich](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Hollerich)
That one homeless guy who likes wearing a hat and has a big red beard (now a lot of grey streaks).
Once gave him a free hot chocolate and a Schokelasrull on a freezing winter day, he took a sip, stopped, and said with the most serene, calmest voice “I much prefer coffee”. Bless this man.
Definitely Misch from Esch Alzette and Jempi from Oberkorn
In Differdange there also is Pisskätti, peeing in public everywhere