Sono andato in farmacia oggi e il farmacista mi ha dato una confezione di condimento per bruchetta con i miei farmaci. Ho un sacco di domande… così tante domande. 1. Perché? Non è che posso comprare pomodori e pane in farmacia 2. E se non mi piace la bruchetta posso prendere altri condimenti? 3. Devo mangiare solo bruchetta mentre prendo questi farmaci?

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21 Comments

  1. blue_furred_unicorn on

    It’s a gift. A marketing gag. Something like a ballpoint pen or a little pack of gummy bears. There is no “why” otherwise and trying to exchange it would be silly at best and rude at worst. 

    Of course you don’t eat it with your meds, but that was probably a rhetorical question anyways. At least I hope so.

  2. TheTabman on

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    Pharmacies in Germany have the habit of giving you all kinds of small present like tissues or cough drops. Though I must admit… TOMATENWÜRZMISCHUNG????
    WTF!

    Maybe that’s the reason it’s Tomatenwürzmischung, the WTF factor is very high.

  3. German_Bimbo on

    Yeah, that’s weird.

    Sometimes you’ll get some freebies at the pharmacy like tissues or candy, but seasoning is a new one for me.

  4. Leading-Green9854 on

    Don’t you know the Marry Poppins Song:“ A spoon full of tomato seasoning makes the medicine go down.“

  5. roselovesbooks on

    My local pharmacy always gives me seasoning for fried potatoes. The packet looks the same as yours.

    Plus it is actually very good Bratkartoffelwürzmischung.

  6. I have a pharmacy gift that has a special place in my heart. I’m from the US, my husband is from Pakistan and we met while living in Germany. We decided to move to the US when we got engaged and he needed a bunch of vaccines for his visa.

    We were running all over town trying to find one at pharmacies because the Gesundheitsamt didn’t have it, but told us they would administer it if we brought it before closing. We finally got it, ran back as fast as we could, and the office put the vaccine in a fridge while we waited. When it was our turn, a woman came out laughing and asked us if the rabbit is also ours. And we were like ….rabbit? She produced from the bag a very cute porcelain rabbit that the pharmacy had put in the bag as an Easter promotion. She asked us if we didn’t want them to also refrigerate the rabbit lol.

    We still have it 10 years later and it’s our most treasured Easter decoration.

  7. Nashatal on

    Thats a funny one. usually its tissues, band aids, samples of lotion, magnesium, stuff like that.

  8. Fabian_B_CH on

    My local pharmacy was giving out an herbal tea mix one time. Really nice herbal tea, at that!

  9. Your question is already answered but I couldn’t resist the opportunity to share the word (which I learned recently): a gift given to the customer by the merchant alongside their purchase can be called a [lagniappe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagniappe)

    In my experience at German pharmacies I usually get a packet of tissues if anything. Never got a spice mix.

  10. FinaLNoonE on

    Btw, while still very common, it’s illegal for pharmacies to hand you gifts for handing in a prescription from a doctor, as to not promote unhealthy competition.
    It’s still allowed for non prescription drugs though

  11. It’s bruSchetta and it’s pronounced “broo sketta”, not “brushetta” like many Germans do.

  12. Kasaikemono on

    I think I laughed for a solid five minutes at this.

    “Hey, we know your medication tastes like horse manure, so here’s a little something to make it better.”

  13. Pharmacies in Germany usually give out small goodies, Often it’s a small pack of tissues, sometimes a sample pack of some kind of tea and, as in your case, spice mixes are a thing, too.

    I once got scissors from my pharmacy, still use it in my kitchen and it always reminds me of this pharmacy.

  14. Mammoth_Duck4343 on

    They forgot to put the homeopathic medicine in it’s pharmacy package 🙂

  15. GoHomeUsec on

    They acomplished their goal. Giving you a wtf moment and getting you to tell other people. I mean you didnt tell us the Name of the pharmacy but thats one way how marketing works. They gave you something weird but not off putting and you went as far as telling other people and making a reddit post.
    Its funny nontheless!

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