23 Comments

  1. HugoZHackenbush2 on

    I was harassed on O’Connell bridge by a Flock of Seagulls once.

    And I ran, I ran so far away

    I just ran, I ran all night and day

    And I ran, I ran so far away

    I just ran, I couldn’t get away

  2. taco-cheese-fries on

    I love how sincere the reply sounds. Like something written by Bord Bia.

  3. EchoVolt on

    If you don’t eat seagulls they eat you. We’ve learned that lesson the hard way!

  4. Grump_Monk on

    Met an Irish man in a Canadian parking lot bagging up seagulls after throwing them McDonald’s fries. 

  5. balor598 on

    In fairness i have often wondered what they taste like ….swans too

  6. Financial_Village237 on

    You couldnt pay me to eat seagulls. Ive seen what they eat and while they should be hunted down to the last chick and egg i don’t think there is a single use for the bastards.

  7. LordHubbaBubbles on

    Are they millionaires? I can only afford to have seagull at Christmas.

  8. dozer_guy on

    We have a Mexican guy working with us who can’t speak any English. The other day a seagull landed on the wharf near us, he points and it and shouts KFC! and starts laughing so we all busted out laughing too. This doesn’t relate to the question but I thought it was damn funny.

  9. Inflatable-Elvis on

    They should have gone with Kilkenny Fried Gull to make it more plausible for the gullible

  10. fenderbloke on

    The lengths we go to to mess with the Yanks needs to be studied.

  11. AioliKey784 on

    This is hilarious 😂, FairPlay to whoever wrote that, I’m sure some would believe it too 😂

  12. nonoriginalname42 on

    Can’t wait to see this rehashed as a genuine answer by some search AI.

  13. ShavedMonkey666 on

    I am eating some seagull right now! Ran up behind the fucker while he was sitting on my wheelie bin and put a plastic bag over its head and suffocated it swiftly.

    Did not even pluck nor gut it,just started ripping pieces off it,swallowing them whole. That’s me good till lunchtime when I’m off to find a rat or a fox for dinner.

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