Più di 970 migranti attraversano la Manica, il numero più alto finora quest’anno

I’m not too worried, this figure will come right down any day now, once Keir smashes the smuggling gangs.

That’s another Blackpool hotel closed for the winter.

That’s only 0.0013% of our total population. No biggie. Just stick them up north and nobody will be the wiser.

Casual reminder:

There is no such thing as an illegal immigrant, the government knows this and instead uses the term ‘Irregular Migrant’, despite the way certain politicians attempt to play the public.

72% of refugees live in countries which neighbor their country of origin. Since we’re an Island that would imply we shouldn’t take any asylum seekers if they’re being accepted only by the nearest country.

The reason that adult men are often in the boats is so that they’re the one at risk. Once they’re here they are more able to bring their wives and children safely with the family reunion scheme.

The only ‘safe and legal routes’ provided by our government for asylum seekers are; Resettlement Programmes, Bespoke Schemes, and The Family Reunion Scheme(mentioned above). For most schemes the person must still be in Ukraine or Afghanistan or countries similar to be able to be accepted by the UN.

People who stay and fight against a government who is creating the danger to their families are the people who are often called terrorists, because despite standing up to a corrupt government, it’s still going against the government.

Immigrants living in areas have been proven to reduce NHS waiting times and boost the economy due to the jobs they work. It is the government who wants our birth rate higher and if the people living here aren’t meeting their desired levels, then they have to replenish the levels with people from other means.

No doubt they’ll be enriching us with their culture already

Send them to Chagos before we give the keys back, surprise – an island full of engineers and doctors! 

Vote Reorm, the only solution to to end all aid to illegals, deport all.

*deep sigh* 

Yes, crossings peak in September/October because that is when sea temperatures peak. This weekend is not desperately windy.

Let’s all pretend however that the numbers crossing on a certain day is the result of some policy and not basically a function of the weather. 

Let’s also keep pretending that people can be made to stop trying to cross by anything other than a comprehensive asylum processing agreement with France that includes the UK providing safe passage for some people. 

For a an extra bonus, you can pretend that this was all about to be fixed by shipping traumatised people to a small African dictatorship at £1 million a head. You can even, to be extra ghoulish, pretend that was a humanitarian effort. 

It’s never going to stop is it? Our politicians are weak.

£8m a day spent in housing migrants as their asylum is processed.