The war criminal and mass murderer has once again been elected.
The world cannot contain it’s surprise.
Playful-Anybody449 on
>!Mild Shock!<
jjpamsterdam on
Well, colour me surprised. What a shocking result that nobody saw coming! /s
RetiredApostle on
What a twist…
beggs23k on
Bro 71 years old and he looks the same asi 20 years ago that’s more magnificent than how he got 88% of the votes 🤨
Naakkuri on
Still misses few % from 100%
enp_redd on
the summ is 98,45 ????
virgindriller69 on
Ahahahaha
HouseSandwich on
People show psychological bias when generating random numbers and tend toward certain digits & patterns, in part personal preferences and misconceptions about randomness. Manifestations of the randomness bias include:
– Digit Preference: Favoring numbers like 7 or 3 as more random
– Repetition Avoidance: Believing true randomness must exclude repeat numbers or patterns (this a quick way to spot tax fraud)
– Clustering Illusion: Seeing non-existent patterns in random data, like a concentration of numbers in the seventies and eighties (*cough, cough*)
Positive_Being9411 on
Interesting how all the puppet candidates are receiving 0.029 + Math.random() % of the votes
Diligent_Dust8169 on
Thankfully the grim reaper doesn’t spare dictators.
Every second that passes is one second closer to Putin’s demise.
Andrew_M_ua on
Why not 187.86% ? )))
Alternative-Food-619 on
The 4 horses of the apocalypse
StevieRay8string69 on
Trump wishes things would work out for him this way.
HelpfulYoghurt on
– If those numbers are fake, it shows that there is no real democracy and opposition in Russia
– If those numbers are real, it shows even more that there is no real democracy and opposition in Russia
T1uz on
putin below 90%? i’m shocked.
progorp on
Wow, the other guys must be real assholes.
/s
devlettaparmuhalif on
Isn’t 87% a little bit too much? Maybe he should’ve gone easier on fake votes and all type of shit
Cherry-on-bottom on
Slutsky sounds like a Mujahedeen dream
xBlackDot on
*insert shocked pikatchu face*
Substantial-Hat7706 on
kim jong un has got some competition
saekothemaid on
1) The least horrible out of everyone, but still a VERY shaddy person, reeks of tax evasion and corruption
2) God-Emperor himself
3) Alleged with 3 sexual assault on the female reporters
4) Old-man who wants to take country 40-50 years back into USSR.
Atosl on
armed forces made sure the outcome was ~~predetermined~~ correct
Jano59 on
what a shitshow
vilvarlamov on
Why not 146%?
DenissDG on
I expected 105% for the zar :/
a_wandering_guy_21 on
What a suprise…
CaptchaSolvingRobot on
Once the elections are over Putin is going to draft and tax his people so freggin’ hard to continue his war.
It is what the people wants, after all.
atomgomba on
imagine putting “Russian presidential candidate in 2024” in your CV
Neznanevo on
Haven’t seen this coming😱
Emanreztunebniem on
these numbers add up to 98,45% for anyone to lazy to do the maths
sedemyr1 on
Close call
GoodTechnician on
Trump looks on with envy.
Necessary-Car-5672 on
Guy with 3.86 sleeping with one eye open
Melodic-Shop-7865 on
Oh, wow. Turns out the dictator has put himself back in charge. Now that’s news! WOW
AnvilEdifice on
Why is this being reported as an election?
Guido_Fe on
If you believe that your job is useless, think about the analysts that have to gather and study the poll results of Russian elections
Comfortable_Shine425 on
not even 140%
Bubu-Dudu0430 on
What a fucking joke 😂
filtervw on
Putin really tried to make it look legit, he picked three candidates that would make him an even better choise, even if his men weren’t counting the votes.
Hinonny on
Are the other candidates even of any difference to Putin and would change things? Like… there can’t be any opposition, right? So what do the other candidates do? What are they there for? Are they of the same party as putin? Are there even other parties? Like huh?
proud_lasagna_eater on
Russia has never been a democracy at any point in its history.
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The war criminal and mass murderer has once again been elected.
The world cannot contain it’s surprise.
>!Mild Shock!<
Well, colour me surprised. What a shocking result that nobody saw coming! /s
What a twist…
Bro 71 years old and he looks the same asi 20 years ago that’s more magnificent than how he got 88% of the votes 🤨
Still misses few % from 100%
the summ is 98,45 ????
Ahahahaha
People show psychological bias when generating random numbers and tend toward certain digits & patterns, in part personal preferences and misconceptions about randomness. Manifestations of the randomness bias include:
– Digit Preference: Favoring numbers like 7 or 3 as more random
– Repetition Avoidance: Believing true randomness must exclude repeat numbers or patterns (this a quick way to spot tax fraud)
– Clustering Illusion: Seeing non-existent patterns in random data, like a concentration of numbers in the seventies and eighties (*cough, cough*)
Interesting how all the puppet candidates are receiving 0.029 + Math.random() % of the votes
Thankfully the grim reaper doesn’t spare dictators.
Every second that passes is one second closer to Putin’s demise.
Why not 187.86% ? )))
The 4 horses of the apocalypse
Trump wishes things would work out for him this way.
– If those numbers are fake, it shows that there is no real democracy and opposition in Russia
– If those numbers are real, it shows even more that there is no real democracy and opposition in Russia
putin below 90%? i’m shocked.
Wow, the other guys must be real assholes.
/s
Isn’t 87% a little bit too much? Maybe he should’ve gone easier on fake votes and all type of shit
Slutsky sounds like a Mujahedeen dream
*insert shocked pikatchu face*
kim jong un has got some competition
1) The least horrible out of everyone, but still a VERY shaddy person, reeks of tax evasion and corruption
2) God-Emperor himself
3) Alleged with 3 sexual assault on the female reporters
4) Old-man who wants to take country 40-50 years back into USSR.
armed forces made sure the outcome was ~~predetermined~~ correct
what a shitshow
Why not 146%?
I expected 105% for the zar :/
What a suprise…
Once the elections are over Putin is going to draft and tax his people so freggin’ hard to continue his war.
It is what the people wants, after all.
imagine putting “Russian presidential candidate in 2024” in your CV
Haven’t seen this coming😱
these numbers add up to 98,45% for anyone to lazy to do the maths
Close call
Trump looks on with envy.
Guy with 3.86 sleeping with one eye open
Oh, wow. Turns out the dictator has put himself back in charge. Now that’s news! WOW
Why is this being reported as an election?
If you believe that your job is useless, think about the analysts that have to gather and study the poll results of Russian elections
not even 140%
What a fucking joke 😂
Putin really tried to make it look legit, he picked three candidates that would make him an even better choise, even if his men weren’t counting the votes.
Are the other candidates even of any difference to Putin and would change things? Like… there can’t be any opposition, right? So what do the other candidates do? What are they there for? Are they of the same party as putin? Are there even other parties? Like huh?
Russia has never been a democracy at any point in its history.